January 2011
1,000th POST
*throws Fruity Pebbles in the air because they’re like delicious confetti*
i-am-majestic asked: You're post that said "That Awkward Moment When You Realize Your Friends Are Going to Have Sex Someday" Made me laugh because i was like, Aren't most of your friends in their 20's or are they all 16 year old girls?
Stop... Pooping
se—-:
Hey, Jam.
Oh Rob Lowe, this is your greatest moment EVER. XD
Oh Wow, What a Great Dates Ladies
And now I pulls my dicks out!
That Awkward Moment When You Realize Your Friends...
O_O
I AM Part Black, So...
She said: wth
She said: are you online???
She said: be online nigger
She said: -logged off-
When No One Leaves You Alone When You're On The...
And you’re like
I WANT SOME MORE DOCTOR WHO NOW! IT HAS BEEN FAR...
moroniarty:
When Bohemian Rhapsody comes on the radio
triptophobia:
While Playing Imaginiff
She said: You'd choose to celebrate New Years by partying for 48 straight hours?
I said: Of course, why wouldn't I?
She said: But you don't drink.
I said: I don't need alcohol to have a good time. What the fuck is wrong with you?
“Dear People at the Mall - if you ask my girlfriend a question at work, and you...”
I Can't Hear You
She said: Jam, you look like a rapist. And a kidnapper.
I said: So I'm a rape-napper?
She said: YES! You are a rape-napper!
I said: I don't think my girlfriend would approve of this.
She said: What would she say if she found out?
I said: I dunno. I probably wouldn't hear her over all that raping I'm doing.
When you're with your best friend and you see the...
Ice Skating
hailelovesyourface:
When we went ice skating, there was light on both ends of the arena and every time someone was in the middle they had two shadows….i couldn’t help but think:
Vashta Nerada
Looking at old photos,
hailelovesyourface:
and trying not to cry.
There are, maybe, 3 photos of us together.
And I wouldn’t trade any of them for anything because when I look at them, I can’t help but smile. :)
i-am-majestic asked: IT'S TUESDAY!! TIME FOR RANDOM AS QUESTION DAY!!
How are you?
Why can't you put that sign up at work?
What do your socks look like?
Will you do my English homework for me?
What was your favorite part of Tangled?
Are you excited for the new season of Doctor Who?
Do you think global warming is a myth?
If you had a pet panda what would...
How are you?
Why can't you put that sign up at work?
What do your socks look like?
Will you do my English homework for me?
What was your favorite part of Tangled?
Are you excited for the new season of Doctor Who?
Do you think global warming is a myth?
If you had a pet panda what would...
I Don't Judge
She said: I'm so tired... but I can't fall asleep.
I said: Turn the lights out and get comfy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apdaZfYIJTU
She said: Who the fuck learns to play the harp? It's the lamest string instrument ever.
I said: People who want to pick up chicks of course.
She said: That's a girl.
I said: I don't judge people by who they want to pick up or the musical instrument they use to do so.
i-am-majestic asked: IT'S TUESDAY!! TIME FOR RANDOM AS QUESTION DAY!!
How are you?
Why can't you put that sign up at work?
What do your socks look like?
Will you do my English homework for me?
What was your favorite part of Tangled?
Are you excited for the new season of Doctor Who?
Do you think global warming is a myth?
If you had a pet panda what would...
How are you?
Why can't you put that sign up at work?
What do your socks look like?
Will you do my English homework for me?
What was your favorite part of Tangled?
Are you excited for the new season of Doctor Who?
Do you think global warming is a myth?
If you had a pet panda what would...
